There’s a caption to the linked article below (you’ll need to click on the “Read Caption” button in order to see it), but no text. This is perhaps because, so close to the American presidential election, scientists didn’t want to seem to be interfering:
It’s really too late for political polls to be able to determine how Dave’s death may play in swing states such as Florida, North Carolina, and Nevada, although Hillary Clinton has already agreed to deliver a five-minute sermon at the funeral for a discounted speaker’s fee of only $2.3 million and Donald Trump has declared himself the only person who can put an end to this tragic wave of earthworm deaths at the hands of depraved foreigners.
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