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More crack investigative reporting from The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-staffer-grateful-work-so-many-people-he-coul-55321
If you would like to have the presidential fanfare “Hail to the Chief” playing in the background while you read the article — I’m always looking out for you! — just click on this link:
Posted from Waikoloa, Hawaii