Cutting-Edge Science Out of Zimbabwe

Last updated on: April 18, 2017 at 9:56 am by Dan Peterson

The Cloud that Thunders — The Victoria Falls or Mosi-oa-Tunya (Translated as the “Cloud that Thunders”) is a waterfall located in southern Africa on the Zambezi River between the countries of Zambia and Zimbabwe. It is rumored that, based on extensive on-site research over a period of several minutes, Dr. Grace Mugabe is poised to reveal to the scientific world that, in liquid form and without support beneath it, water tends to move downward.
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Thanks to the inspired leadership of President-for-Life-and-Perhaps-Then-Some Robert Mugabe, the nationalist and socialist who has governed the country for the past 37 years — first as prime minister under the memorably-named figurehead Canaan Banana and then, since 1987, as the virtually all-powerful president — Zimbabwe has passed from triumph to triumph.

And, now, Dr. Grace Mugabe Ph.D. has brought even more glory to the nation:

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