A Tear for Stephen Smoot

A Tear for Stephen Smoot June 5, 2017

 

Toronto in late July?
On bright, hot, sunny summer days like the one shown above, Toronto’s ice sheet sometimes partially melts, resulting in floods such as this. Commuting to class is easier on such days, though, because the city’s perpetually voracious polar bears are trapped on detached icebergs, which, at least during daylight hours, pose relatively little threat to students commuting between classes via canoe.  (Wikimedia Commons public domain image)

 

Having forced Stephen Smoot into exile in the frozen north and compelled him to study Egyptology there, I was interested to notice, last night, that our flight path took us very close to Toronto, the small, remote Inuit village where he lives during the academic year.

 

I checked the temperature outside the aircraft, and it was seventy-five (75) degrees below zero.

 

Seventy-five degrees!

 

In June!

 

And that was south of Toronto.  Think how much colder it would be further north!

 

I tell you, it was almost enough to soften my hard heart.  Almost.  If I had a conscience, I imagine that this might cause me some discomfort.

 

Posted from Richmond, Virginia

 

 


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