“Volcanoes ‘triggered dawn of dinosaurs'”

Since I’m a young-Earth creationist who believes that our planet is only about 6,000 years old — so certain critics insist, anyway — I’m not exactly sure why I find articles like this both interesting and plausible:

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-40333902

But there you have it.  I do.

Evidently, I’m a young-Earth creationist who believes that the Earth is approximately 4.543 billion years old — thereby compounding my absurdly anti-scientific attitudes with utterly shameful dishonesty, since I refuse to admit that I think that the Solar System came into existence somewhere around 4004 BC.

Posted from the Ligurian Sea