“Man mocks alligators, jumps in water, and is killed”

“Man mocks alligators, jumps in water, and is killed” 2015-07-08T12:37:38-06:00

 

An alligator, waiting to greet you.
Legally barred from holding public office, alligators would otherwise be superbly qualified for government work.
(Click to enlarge, after signing a release form.)

 

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html

 

This isn’t really funny.  Not at all.

 

But it is.

 

Sadly.

 

It will be a serious contender in the Darwin Awards competition, and attitudes parallel to this man’s may explain many American election results:  “Man disregards warnings, votes for Senator Bloviation T. Taxandspend, and reaps the obvious consequences.”

 

Posted from Salt  Lake City, Utah

 

 


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