“Flat-Earthers Have a Wild New Theory About Forests”

This is absolutely fabulous stuff:

http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/09/flat-earth-truthers/499322/

It will transform your view of the world around you, of science, of conspiracies, of . . . well, everything.

Have you, by the way, checked out the latest models of tin-foil hats?  They’re better than ever.