The Book of Mormon decisively proven true.

King Benjamin’s remark at Mosiah 4:29 has just been demonstrated true, beyond any reasonable dispute:

“And finally, I cannot tell you all the things whereby ye may commit sin; for there are divers ways and means, even so many that I cannot number them.”

Here is an illustration of something that I had never, ever, recognized before as a grievous sin.  It’s a sin frequently committed, as it turns out, against the Germans and the Swiss — oppressed, miserable, ever-marginalized victims of vicious, prejudiced ethnic stereotypes:

“Student Op Ed: It Is Offensive to Wear a Choker without Knowing the Cultural History of Chokers”

Check your non-Teutonic privilege!