On your money and the government

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

G. Gordon Liddy

Let me tell you how it will be:
There’s one for you, nineteen for me.
Cuz I’m the taxman.  Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
Cuz I’m the taxman.  Yeah, I’m the taxman.

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street.
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

Taxman!
Cuz I’m the taxman.  Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Don’t ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath!).
Cuz I’m the taxman.  Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Now my advice for those who die:
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
Cuz I’m the taxman.  Yeah, I’m the taxman.

And you’re working for no one but me.
Taxman!

Posted from Grindelwald, Switzerland