The Wrong Samaritan: The Samaritan Series, Pt. 2

I awake, terror and pain clawing me into consciousness and then rocketing me blissfully back into the dark. Later, the first thing I am aware of is the taste of burnt iron on my lips. The one eye that can still open and the arm that isn’t broken quickly inventory my injuries. Most of the blood has dried, which means I have been out for awhile. I can’t move my legs without rending pain tearing through them. I also notice my pants are missing, which probably means my wallet is as well.

At some point, all the movement wracks me waves of uncontrolled nausea. Once the vomiting stops, it is apparent I am, for all practical purposes, paralyzed, and quite likely, this prickly grass, slick with my own bodily fluids, will be my death bed.

Like I said, wrong place, wrong time.

But then the right person passes by. I hear him before I can see him, singing a u2 song to himself. When he comes into my field of vision, he is singing loudly, earbuds dangling stylishly, carrying an Occupy Wall St placard and sporting a LGBT pride flag. He is definitely the right person. I, myself, have been a part of the very movement he is headed for and I am a card-carrying member of the Gay-Straight Alliance. If anyone will have sympathy for a victim of violence, it will be a fellow pacifist.

He is the right person, but he fails to even see me, and he certainly can’t hear my cries for help.

Despair began to creep in, until I overhear a voice I recognize from interfaith gatherings. It is the local Episcopal priest, who, horrified, comes to my side. At last, the right person. I mumble for help, and he lifts a cup of cold water to my lips. With great regret, though, he explains that he must leave immediately for he is late for a flight to a massive disaster area in an impoverished country. He is to aid in the relief efforts, and a local newspaper reporter is meeting him at the airport. But he will make sure to call for help as soon as he makes it through security. Hold tight, he says, and then offers a quick prayer for safety, traveling mercies and the disaster victims. I assume he includes me among the victims.

He is the right person, but has a greater, more visible good to do.

I have never been a fatalist, but there’s nothing like an unexpected fate to change one’s outlook on life. And death. I’d like to report that at the edge between this life and the next reveals some fantastic truths and deeper meanings about life. But all I can think about is how I forgot to mow the lawn. And that the dishes are dirty.

My end-of-life reverie is interrupted by a song from my childhood with some atrocious theology. So it is my grandfather who will meet me at the gates, singing about being washed in the blood of the lamb, an ironic welcome give that my garments do indeed seem washed in blood.

But I do not die. Instead, two very real hands are gently probing my body. He thinks he can move me. He is wearing a “Deport Obama” T-shirt, pinned with an oversized Newt for President button, and he asks if it was the blacks who did this to me. He hears they are all in gangs, those that aren’t just mooching off the government. Then the man wonders whether it might have been the Mexicans. They are just as bad he says, here in the country illegally, stealing jobs, refusing to learn English.

I can’t speak, but my brain screams, “Wrong person!”

He takes me back to his home, where Fox News is constantly blaring, except when he switches to the 700 Club. He cooks for me and feeds me by hand, while regaling me about divine judgement through natural disasters for national sins from socialism to homosexuality to women’s lib. He explains everyone’s agenda. And how I would never have been beaten up like this had these un-American and un-Christian agendas never infiltrated our God-inspired culture. I must listen to this for two days, fuming in silence because speech causes so much pain.

My first words are the only two words I can think to say, after two days of listening to his sacralized hate speech.

“Fuck you,” I manage through my split lips and chipped teeth.

Wrong place, wrong time, wrong person.

The language shocks him, and I’m glad for it. But after a moment’s pause, he holds up some homemade soup to my lips. I open them and sip. He doesn’t talk much after that, but continues to care for me. I think he senses how agitated I am.

When I am well-enough to move, he offers to take me to the doctor and drive me home. He says he thinks I’ll heal better some place else. I don’t have health insurance. He drives me to the doctor. When I am finished, the receptionist explains that I will need to be seen again soon. When I begin to protest, she explains that my brother has offered to pay all the bills. He’s not my brother, I retort.

I catch a bus to my house, eager to avoid the charitable bigot. When I open the door, I walk into the kitchen. There is a note on the counter. Written on it is his number, a standing offer to help and his hope that I will one day come to Jesus.

That’s when I notice that the dishes are clean. I part the curtains and look out the window. The grass has been mown.