The Man Who Affected to be a Savage

A useful story, from James Boswell’s Life of Johnson (available in various forms here):

Boswell: I described to him an impudent fellow from Scotland, who affected to be a savage, and railed at all established systems. Johnson:“There is nothing surprizing in this, Sir. He wants to make himself conspicuous. He would tumble in a hogstye, as long as you looked at him and called to him to come out. But let him alone, never mind him, and he’ll soon give it over.” Boswell: I added that the same person maintained that there was no distinction between virtue and vice. Johnson: “Why, Sir, if the fellow does not think as he speaks, he is lying; and I see not what honour he can propose to himself from having the character of a liar. But if he does really think that there is no distinction between virtue and vice, why, Sir, when he leaves our houses let us count our spoons.”