You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
– Abraham Lincoln
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
– Doctor Who
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
– Groucho Marx
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
– Ellen DeGeneres
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
– Thomas Fuller
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
– Daphne du Maurier
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
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