Somebody’s Got To Do It

OK kids, time to clean the kitchen. You have ten minutes to wipe down the counters, load the dishes and sweep the floor, and then you can watch Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

Oldest: I’ll put away condiments.

Girl: I’ll wipe the table.

Fourth child: My job is sweeping.

Second child: My job is staring death in the face.

Everybody: Lucky!