It has now been confirmed that recent earthquakes were caused by construction work in Hell.  “It’s really the politicians’ fault,” said Vulcan, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development for the Kingdom of the Damned.  “Not the politicians of Hell, of course, but earthly politicians.” “In the past” Secretary Vulcan explained, “we have been able to find housing for deceased politicians in almost any of the Nine Circles of Hell–promiscuous, glutinous, sullen, procurers, seducers, flatters, swindlers, hypocrites, thieves, corrupt advisors, scandalmongers,... Read more

A Mormon student was caught in the cross-fire of a gang shooting today.  He was shot in the back, but fortunately was wearing a backpack containing a Book of Mormon.  The bullet penetrated the book, but did injure the man.  It was stopped by the Isaiah chapters. Read more