Today the Daily Mail (which Jezebel.com likes to refer to as “the daily fail,” with pretty good reason) reported that Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are secretly hooking up. But it gets weirder: they also claim that Rihanna is going to start studying Kabbalah in order to connect with her new man.
Ashton got into Kabbalah through his ex-wife Demi Moore, and it looks like even though their marriage didn’t work out he’s still into the study of Jewish mysticism. I suppose that’s a more interesting way for a couple to bond than just watching TV and hanging out naked.