Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham Isn’t Too Christian to Make Porn

Since the original series of Teen Mom ended last year, one of the show’s stars, Farrah Abraham, has desperately tried to stay relevant. She released a book, an album, and a line of pasta sauce, then got a DUI. A few days ago, rumors began to swirl that Farrah had made a sex tape. The truth is slightly more complex: she didn’t make a sex tape, she made a straight-up porn movie with porn star James Deen. (Side note: a sex tape is a tape that you make for funsies that accidentally or ‘accidentally’ gets released, a la the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape, while a porn is one where you pick a random costar and are on a set with lighting and sound people. Farrah’s movie falls into the latter category.)

According to Farrah’s mom, the deliciously insane Debra Danielsen, Farrah is a good Christian girl who would never dream of having sex on camera. “We have religious beliefs,” Danielsen told a TMZ reporter. This is the same woman who didn’t want her daughter to be on birth control even though she’d already had a kid at 16. Now, how long until this porn movie actually comes out? I’m sure poor James earned every penny.