BIG NEWS! Vatican to Launch New Telecom Company

BIG NEWS! Vatican to Launch New Telecom Company February 1, 2015
Vatican Radio. Image Shutterstock.  Used with permission.
Vatican Radio. Image Shutterstock. Used with permission.

According to sources, Pope Francis has given the go-ahead for the Vatican to launch an international telecommunications company called Viaticom.  Vatican Press Secretary, Fr.  Thomas Rosica, told reporters that Viaticom will offer Catholics cell service via a Natural Family Plan. People say its great, but you have to agree to not use your phone for 7-10 days every month.

Rimshot!

(Can I tell you how proud I am of myself for this?  HA!  I kill me. Seriously, folks.  I’ll be here all week.  Try the gluten-free hosts and don’t forget to tip the altar-girls.)


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