The New Evangelical Bible With The New (Improved) Trumped Jesus

The New Evangelical Bible With The New (Improved) Trumped Jesus December 31, 2016

Eighty one percent of white American evangelicals voted for Trump and since they follow the Bible and Jesus I’m assuming they read the much improved New Evangelical Bible, not the crap loser outdated old garbage.  NOTE: All quotes from The New Evangelical Bible were plagiarized by Jesus (so sad!) from the actual Trump (who won the election with a landslide and no help from the Russians) and were actually used by him word-for-HUGE-word proving that even the son-of-God isn’t as smart as Trump is because Jesus stole all his best material!

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(Note illustrations YouTube)

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P.S. If you want to know a little more about where I’m coming from and my perspective on politics, religion and the intersection of faith and life– here’s a new movie about me. (It’s below the poster on YouTube) scroll down and watch it for free…

 

 

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