I eat a pretzel in the presence of my enemies. (They have assembled in Charlottesville.) To be a man of men, I sip my whiskey neat in the presence of my enemies. (They march on the nightly news.) I present my failed masterpiece in the presence of my enemies. (The other painters in the juried show.) I submit to an enema. In the privacy of my home, haunted by my enemies. I pledge allegiance. I proclaim, YHVH is One. The... Read more