Breakfast of Chumpions

Publishers Weekly gives us this handy pie chart breakdown of the hashtagged Twitter votes for Kurt Vonnegut’s greatest book:

For the “other” category, Gabe Habash helpfully explains “the following books received one vote each: Hocus Pocus, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Welcome to the Monkey House, Player Piano, Man Without a Country.”

You people are all wrong.

Vonnegut’s best book was clearly Bluebeard. I mean, really, how can you deny the greatness of Rabo Karabekian?