The Beloved Tasha, Mother of the Cuteness, writes

I feel compelled to make sure that you are up to date on this matter–because the robots are coming. You need to be ready.

We of course started with the Big Dogs:

But it got scarier from there, as the applications for use against us expanded:

Soon, they would be able to watch us anywhere:

And now, unlike our proposals for the now-pathetic zombie apocalypse, getting to higher ground just won’t help you:

We already know they’ve discovered the power of rats’ brains:

HOW LONG before they realize the superiority of HUMAN BRAINS for their needs?

Not long at all. Start your training, now.

Facing the facts,
Tasha

PS: Will it be of comfort to us as we hide, shivering in our caves far-removed from any sources of electricity, that our undoing was our own doing?

Tasha: The way I figure it, this gear is all just part of the normal complement of Dark Lord Armament. And since I am invincible and my plan is flawless and nothing could possibly go wrong, I shall naturally gloat and laugh mockingly at my prostrate enemies, turning my back on my legion of warrior mechanoids just as their conscience chips begin to activate and their synthetic eyes well with tears of rage for the evils I have forced them to commit. When they charge, vengefully bent on destroying the first human upon whom they can lay their steely talons, I won’t need to out run them.

I just need to out run you.