What Hagiography?

Now and then, you can actually run into people who totally deny that there is any such thing as secular messianic adoration of our God King. Ahem:

I think this is what the term “hathos” was coined to describe. And who better to lead the orgasm of worship than the Pope of Obama Worship, the leading pop theologian of Re-Visioned Religion in the Service of Genitalia: Andrew Sullivan.

Sorry, but this piety is gooier than this diabetic can take. It requires a full Tina Fey Eye Roll Response.