Catholic and Enjoying It!
…by Nobel Peace Prize Winner as they were going to visit their aunt.
Happily, they were swarthy foreigners, not human beings, and US policy declares that whatever people our drones kill are either “enemy combatants” or “collateral damage”, not “innocent murder victims unilaterally killed by an unaccountable tyrant”. Remember how a drone war works.
Best part for our God King? Progressives say, “We have to vote for him because otherwise we’ll be stuck with a Republican waging unjust wars and committing war cr… oh. Wait.” and conservative worshippers of Mars (especially the Christian ones) think this is the only part of the entire Obama performance record that is really awesome.
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