Catholic and Enjoying It!
The winners of this years Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest have been posted! Feast upon such golden prose as:
As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting.
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