Catholic and Enjoying It!
…if the new pope takes the name “Joan II”.
Okay, if Mahony is elected and takes the name Judas I, I also worry.
Update: Will the new Pope take the name “Jude”?
Vatican insiders denied the possibility, saying, “Nah Nah Nah Nahnananaaah.”
Others speculate that, in a bid for a commanding share of the soft drink market, the college of cardinals is contemplating elevating Cardinal Sicola to Pope Sicola: the Choice of a New Generation.
Some are wondering what the former pope will be called. Many are urging he take the name “Ex-Benedict”.
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