We have such generous friends abroad

It’s heartwarming how 54 countries all volunteered to help us run our secret CIA gulag of torture chambers.

And all for only three prisoners, according to not-at-all-a-filthy-liar-or-anything Dick Cheney.

Happily, Obama has expanded on this program with secret and unilaterally ordered cold-blooded murder of people (including Americans) he thinks need killin’.