From hip and cool priests, deliver us, O Lord!

Deacon Greg finds this cringeworthy story of some crazy German priest who thought it would be genius to celebrate a Star Wars First Communion.

Permit me to just say the following, for the sake of simple dignity, taste, and class: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Reader John Herreid wins the Internet with this comment: “I have altered the Mass. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

First runner up, also from John: “I find your lack of rubrics disturbing.”