There is a Lord of the Rings Broadway Musical

For the sake of the cast and crew, who undoubtedly poured heart and soul into this, I want to like it–but, well, it’s a Lord of the Rings Broadway Musical. I… just can’t go there.

On the bright side, it’s not a Lord of the Ringos Beatles movie–with the Fab Four as the four hobbits–one of the great Averted Catastrophes of History.