News of the Weird: Commie Flashback Edition

News of the Weird: Commie Flashback Edition August 1, 2014

From the country with the most bizarro leader on the planet came the exciting news a few days ago that the Dear Psycho in Chief has condemned James Franco and Seth Rogen guilty of an act of war for some movie or other.

But! Did you know Stalin tried to have John Wayne assassinated?

“Stalin decided that he would have him killed,” said Mr Munn, who says he was told of the plot by Orson Welles at a dinner in 1983. Welles had said that the KGB was given the task of assassinating Wayne.

“Mr Welles was a great storyteller,” said Mr Munn, “but he had no particular admiration for John Wayne.” He said that Welles had offered the story without prompting, and that his sources were excellent.

A prominent Russian filmmaker, Alexei Kapler (who was imprisoned for an affair with Stalin’s 16-year-old daughter, Svetlana), had told another Russian filmmaker, Sergei Bondachuk, about the order. Bondachuk was sceptical at first, but after Gerasimov confirmed the story, Bondachuk told Welles.

Mr Munn said Wayne had also told him that his friend, the stuntman Yakima Canutt, had “saved his life once”. Mr Munn later asked Mr Canutt what he had meant by this comment. The incident is thought to have taken place in the early 50s.

“Yakima told me that the FBI had discovered there were agents sent to Hollywood to kill John Wayne,” said Mr Munn. “He said the FBI had come to tell John about the plot. John told the FBI to let the men show up and he would deal with them.”

Wayne then apparently hatched a plot with his scriptwriter at the time, Jimmy Grant, to abduct the assassins, drive to a beach and stage a mock execution to frighten them. Mr Munn said he did not know what transpired, but heard the two men stayed in the US to work for the FBI.

“Afterwards though, John shunned FBI protection and did not want his family to know. He moved into a house with a big wall around it.”

Wayne then relied upon a group of loyal stuntmen who infiltrated communist cells in America and learned of plots to kill him.

“He then gathered all the stuntmen, went to the communist meetings, and had a huge fight,” Mr Munn said. This was when Wayne believes Mr Canutt saved his life.

A further attempt to kill Wayne was made in Mexico on the set of the film Hondo (which was released in 1953), led by a communist cell, according to Mr Munn.

The book claims that Stalin’s order was cancelled by his successor Nikita Krushchev after the dictator’s death in 1953.

That right there makes me want to watch every John Wayne movie, just to thumb my nose at the old butcher’s ghost.  I love the idea of John Wayne wading into Commie cell groups with his buddies and delivering good old John Wayne left hooks:

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  • capaxdei

    Not to mention every Yakima Canutt movie. Fun fact: Mr. Canutt invented the crawl under a moving stagecoach stunt, best known these days from the chase scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. And yet, he wasn’t even from Yakima.

    • Dave G

      He also doubled for Clark Gable in the famous burning of Atlanta scene in GWTW. In addition to being one of the bad guys who attack Scarlett.

  • jeanvaljean24601

    “I won’t hit ya…” — Best scene EVER!

    They say you should never hit a person with your closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

  • Petey
  • Dave

    Is it just me or is this not a great plot for a movie? I’d pay $20 to see this in IMAX 3D with Dolby Atmos.