Eyeroll of the Day

Eyeroll of the Day September 22, 2014

Hysterical conservatives feel some compulsion to send me things like this:

Francis is an instrument of the devil, pure and simple. There, I said it.

Dear Reader: Your argument is compelling and persuasive. Thanks to this reasoned case, cogently put forward with relentless and crushing logic, I have concluded that the only sober course of action is to set my hair on fire and run in circles. Thank you for enlightening me on this urgent matter.

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