The Gay Vanguard of History Threatens to Bury Me

When I’m not busy being a Damn Librul disguised as a Catholic and bent on destroying the Church with my Damn Librulism and sinister pro-homosexual agitprop that must be exposed, I’m working hard to be a troglodyte bigot who won’t get with the homosexual program.  Case in point, this charming exchange with the Vanguard of History:

From: Anne S.
To: Mark Shea
Subject: End Church Bigotry

Please help us to end church bigotry.  Join the Galatians 3:28 movement!

The Galatians 3:28 Movement

The Galatians 3:28 Movement is a grassroots Christian movement (of all denominations) demanding civil rights and marriage equality for all people — straight, gay, of any race, of any orientation, non-cisgendered, etc.  This movement has no leadership and is completely organic.

Galatians 3:28 states:  “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

Now, many people get the first part about race not being important to Jesus (but unfortunately not everyone does as there are still tons racists around).  But most people ignore the second half where Jesus explicitly denies the importance of gender.  For Jesus, gender  and gender differences are unimportant.

Then why do we still insist that marriage be between a “man and a woman”?  This outdated, non-Christian way of thinking only highlights gender difference, the exact thing Jesus was trying to get away from.

In other words, for marriage, your gender does not matter.  Marriage can be between a man and a woman; two men; two women;  or between transgendered people.   Jesus loves everyone.  And that is what Galatians 3:28 is all about.  Marriage equality and civil rights.

Share some love.  Spread the word of Christ.  Support marriage equality and civil rights.

I replied:

Jesus answered, “Have you not read that he who made them from the beginning made them male and female, ⁵ and said, ‘For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?(Matthew 19:4-5)

You are massively wrong.

From: Anne S.
To: Mark Shea
Subject: Re: End Church Bigotry

Nice way to twist scripture, bigot.  You know, our side will win. In 40 years Christians will look back on you as a bigoted relic.

My reply:

Um.  All I did was quote Jesus.  Namecalling and “We will bury you” is not an argument.  It’s an appeal to might makes right.  But thanks for demonstrating the naked worship of power that characterizes the gay lobby.