Vaccination wars and Seahawk liturgies getting you down? Remember that my patented Hitler emoticon[TM] can brighten *any* discussion with an irrelevant comparison of anybody or anything to America’s favorite tyrannical mass murderer.
/:E(
Don’t like Pete Carroll’s bone-headed call? Just say, “That was dumber than Stalingrad!” and add the Hitler emoticon: /:E(
Somebody suggest that you have a moral responsibility to vaccinate? Compare them to Hitler! /:E(
One too many dog videos? Hitler liked dogs! /:E(
Greydanus making you crazy with superhero drool? Hitler thought he was a Superman too: /:E(
Patrick Madrid and Hitler *both* have mustaches! /:E(
Patrick Coffin is a constant reminder that Hitler put a lot of people in coffins: /:E(
The Hitler Emoticon can accessorize almost any internet conversation with demagogic power and cheap low rhetorical blows. And now you can own it for a low low price of $9.99 plus shipping and handling.
The Hitler Emoticon: Internet Erwache!