Zombie Haiku

Zombie Haiku February 9, 2015

BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!
BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!
BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!

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  • Heather

    That is way funnier than it ought to be.

  • kmk1916

    I needed a laugh, thanks!

  • wlinden

    Brains! Wonderful brains!

  • HornOrSilk

    Apparently, it doubles as a Zombie Cookbook.

  • Marthe Lépine

    Come on, brains can make an absolutely delicious meal! I had this often at my favourite French restaurant in Montreal. (Calves brains – unfortunately since the problems with “mad cow disease” several years ago, it is no longer available.)

  • Susan D.

    That is just wrong.
    Thank you.

  • Alma Peregrina

    A zombie poem

    in blank verse

    ********************************

    “Roses are… BRAINS
    Violets are… BRAINS
    BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS…
    ENCEPHALA…”

  • Blood is really warm,
    like drinking hot chocolate
    but with more screaming.
    Ryan Mescum, Zombie Haiku, HOW Books (July 14, 2008), Pg. 53
    (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Haiku-Good-Poetry-Brains/dp/1600610706/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1423536944&sr=1-1&keywords=zombie+haiku)

    It’s an awesome book!