According to the Official Toilet Paper Patent

According to the Official Toilet Paper Patent

“Over” is the correct way to put the roll on.

toilet paper roll patent image

God said it.  I believe it.  That settles it.

Of course, one reader dissents:

We don’t have a holder at all, so we set the roll on the side of the bathtub. We’re anarchists.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


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