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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel….
Your name’s not Bruce, then? That could get a mite confusing. Mind if we just call you Bruce?
Eve’s just an alias. I’m Bruce, and I teach quantum philosophy.