After A Sphere Mercy the other day (of which I am perhaps sinfully proud) I’ve been thinking of more fat (and other terrible) jokes and posting them on FB (which is what prompted Peter Holmes to write a Thomistic analysis of Dad Jokes).
Today, I wrote “I’m not saying I’m fat, but instead of a body double, I have a double body.”
This prompted somebody (who had missed all the other, non-fat, jokes) to write asking “What’s with all the fat jokes?”
I replied, “I’m on a roll.”
Ah me. I slay me.
Feel free to add your own terrible jokes below.