Can’t. Resist. Fat. Jokes

Can’t. Resist. Fat. Jokes September 14, 2016

After A Sphere Mercy the other day (of which I am perhaps sinfully proud) I’ve been thinking of more fat (and other terrible) jokes and posting them on FB (which is what prompted Peter Holmes to write a Thomistic analysis of Dad Jokes).

Today, I wrote “I’m not saying I’m fat, but instead of a body double, I have a double body.”

This prompted somebody (who had missed all the other, non-fat, jokes) to write asking “What’s with all the fat jokes?”

I replied, “I’m on a roll.”

Ah me.  I slay me.

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