WE WILL NEVER GET OUR COMEUPPANCE! YOU HEAR ME? NO COMEUPPANCE!!!!

Some bourgeois slobs are claiming the Cowboys “beat” the Seahawks (if you are the sort of philistine who thinks “scoring more points” constitutes “winning” in football.) We in Seattle live by a higher code, a higher vision. So we know that, on the Gridiron of the Spirit, the Hawks won. Ours is a high and lonely destiny.