300,000 Ninjas Stealthily March Past Reporters During the 39th Annual March for Life Read more

The thing about scandal is that it’s very hard for enemies and people we don’t like to scandalize us.  Oh sure, they can *offend* us.  But that’s not what scandal means in the Christian tradition.  So, paradoxically, Obama is not a scandal to prolifers when he offers his encomiums to fulfilling your dreams through baby butchery (for he tempts no prolifer to commit the sin of abortion and, in fact, only hardens their resolve to fight him) while Jesus’ friend Peter... Read more

Your iPhone Was Built, In Part, By 13 Year-Olds Working 16 Hours A Day For 70 Cents An Hour Funniest part. When you protest this sort of crap, the cry goes up that the protestor is the one engaging in “class warfare”. Indeed, we are actually asked to believe that not only is the Evilcorp not robbing the country that made its success possible by sending jobs overseas, but it is actually doing a huge favor to the toiling serfs... Read more

“In a hole in the ground they buried a hobbit” (from Tolkien’s abandoned Lord of the Zombies) Read more

…protecting Arizona from damn Mexican furriners like Shakespeare. Read more

…in Chinese! In case you need to bone up for your Catholic mission trip. Read more

That’s Greg and Jennifer Willits’ radio show on Sirius XM 129. I’ll be on about 2:20 PM EST (about a half hour from now) talking about the corporal and spiritual works of mercy. Read more

The Onion on the Ron Paul Kook factor: RICHMOND, IN—Self-proclaimed strict constitutionalist and freethinker Rick Crawford told reporters Monday he is supporting Ron Paul in the 2012 Republican presidential primaries because of the way the candidate looks people directly in the eye, doesn’t mince words, and tells it like it will never, ever be in a million years. “Ron cuts right through the fat and doesn’t sugarcoat anything when he talks about policies that would be absolutely impossible to implement,... Read more

that Planned Parenthood Goons Started the “Anti-Illegal Immigration” Movement? And Margaret Sanger lived and died a registered Republican. Awkward. Read more

Some extremely inside baseball humor from our PCUSA friends: Surely, we Catholics could do something this funny. Read more