and my failure to appreciate the justice of our deliberate incineration of thousands of civilians and our various consequentialist choices, I give you panty-waist post Vatican II wuss Fulton Sheen and his feeble inability to grasp the brutal courage of a whole lot of laptop bombardiers writing from their mom’s basement about Real War and What It Takes to Win: Read more

What are you? Some kind of weirdo? All the cool kids are getting them. Read more

If you’ve ever wondered what an MRI of such foods as strawberries, green beans and celery would reveal, wonder no more. Read more

Some lady from Seattle purchases an ambassadorship for $500,000 from Obama and proceeds to make life for her underlings such a living hell that they request transfers to Iraq and Afghanistan to get away from her shrewishness. Who better to represent our Ongoing Triumphant Good Neighbor policies abroad? I wonder what else we can do to win friends and influence people? Aren’t we overdue to attack somebody about something? Luxembourg looks like a nice place. How about we liberate them? Read more

After months of being denounced as a closet Obama supporter, an America-hater, a socialist, a vile leftist who should just leave the Catholic Church and go hang out with my communist buddies, a disgusting turncoat both to truly true patriotism *and* truly true Catholic belief, I am greatly relieved to finally be hearing once again that I am, in fact, a blind American jingo super-patriot and zealous right-winger who doesn’t grasp the fact that (I am not making this up)... Read more

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Olbertunity Knocks www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog The Daily Show on Facebook Actually, I could tell it was a fake newsmeat factory because the girls weren’t blonde. Read more

I’m an employee at a large media company that just bought another Internet concern. Anyway, the employees are very worried right now about being made redundant by the latter. Me, particularly. I am my family’s sole breadwinner, and I’m about paralyzed with fear at the thought of losing my job. This job is so necessary to the survival of my family, please pray for us . Also, prayers to our Lord are always welcome, too. Thank you. Father, hear our... Read more

In which we look at the Faustian Bargain post-Catholic Ireland has made. Read more

If anything has been made evident in the past decade or so, it is that our foreign policy basically cares not a jot for Christians in the Islamosphere. Read more

As you are no doubt aware today, Monday, February 7, is “Love Your Robot Day”. On this day we show our appreciation for all that the robots do for us by showing them some gentle sign of appreciation. Since it’s possible to take expressions of robot love too far (a trend exemplified in most expressions of robot love displayed in popular culture), I’m always on the lookout for proper ways to love your robot. So it was with great interest... Read more