That’s, like, a quantum leap in the number of followers since last week (“quantum” being defined as “big, in comparison to earlier increases of the number of Followers” and not according to the boring actual definition that physics types might give). Dearest toadies, sycophants, suckups, zombies, and shuffling robots waiting for me to download today’s thought instructions and busy work. Here is my response to you: In celebration of your reckless enthusiasm for your Dark Lord, I hereby temporarily suspend... Read more

Here’s where I’ll be tonight, tomorrow and this weekend! November 12 7:00 PM St. Mark’s Parish, Shoreline, WA. Topic: The Faith Once Given: Exploring the Creed. A Trinity Formation Resources Presentation. November 13-14 Sacred Heart Church, Manassas, VA. Topics: 101 Reasons Not To Be Catholic, By What Authority?, Incarnational Evangelism, Salvation: Participation in the Divine Nature. Contact: Alexis Sailer. If you live in the VA/DC/MD area, I hope to see you there! We’ll have fun and learn a bunch of... Read more

With no responsibility comes no rights http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FANIMAL_RIGHTS.jpg&videoid=71036&title=Should%20Animals%20Be%20Doing%20More%20For%20The%20Animal%20Rights%20Movement%3F It’s not a perfect saying, I realize. Babies have no responsibilities and still have rights (to life), for instance. But they do not have a right to vote or drive. They have human rights because they are human. Similarly, we don’t have the right to indiscriminately destroy the created order for fun and profit. Why? Because it doesn’t belong to us. We are stewards of God’s garden. But we still have dominion and... Read more

Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Approve. Or we will destroy you! The Apostles of Tolerance, doncha know. Read more

this is over-the-top? Read more

in this Year of the Priest, the Benedictine Nuns have gotcha covered. Read more

in order to try to get out of a bit of debt. That’ll be just before they plunge us into a Grand Canyon of more debt. Me: I’m just putting one foot in front of the other and trying to pay off my mortgage. I’m not some Man of the People who can take everybody’s dough and through it in some rathole to the tune of trillions while cruising around in limos and private jets. I’m just trying to keep... Read more

interviews the ever-interesting John Allen. Read more

when the Commies are in charge. And the fact that this exposes them to a 17% higher risk of breast cancer upsets our neither our Dem Feministas nor the Son of Man not one damn bit. If they be like to die they had better do it and help decrease the surplus population. I mean, there are a billion Chinese! We need to cull the herd! Read more

A reader writes: I think you would like this. Here is a link to a pop quiz I will be giving my 8th graders tomorrow. We are studying what it means to be made in God’s image and likeness. Using that horribly theologically inaccurate article found in the Telegraph as a launching pad about alien life and the Vatican. Read more