After all, how can we keep our toys when we have to care about people? The old are so, you know, expensive! I mean, thanks for a life of self-sacrifice and all. But hey! We *did* deserve it! So could you just exit gracefully using the shiny new euthanasia laws we are putting in place and leave us with our 1.3 kids and our toys? We are Generation Narcissus! It’s all about us! Hmm… I wonder why young 1.3 is... Read more