2015-01-01T10:30:44-07:00

that a retin like Glenn Bek is one of the gatekeepers of what used to be alled “onservatism”: Boy, it sure is good to know that a lever and reative lown like him is one of the prinipal framers of our national disourse on what it means to be really truly an Amerian itizen. I so believe he’s not just some hattering ukoo. For as we know, being onservative overs a multitude of sins and automatially makes you a ompetent... Read more

2015-01-01T10:30:45-07:00

See you Monday! Don’t do anything that would make Lucy the Cuteness sad. She’s watching! Always watching! Read more

2015-01-01T10:30:45-07:00

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2015-01-01T10:30:45-07:00

Irish Children telling Bible stories get very animated. Read more

2015-01-01T10:30:45-07:00

Irish Children telling Bible stories get very animated. Read more

2015-01-01T10:30:46-07:00

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2015-01-01T10:30:46-07:00

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2015-01-01T10:30:46-07:00

http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMINATOUR_MAZE_article.jpg&videoid=97618&title=Is%20Using%20A%20Minotaur%20To%20Gore%20Detainees%20A%20Form%20Of%20Torture%3F Speaking of which, the two prize-winning responses to yesterday’s post concerning the CIA threats to murder children and rape family members have to go to the guy who wants to pin a medal on our valiant torturers and, of course, the guy who can see only one alternative to threatening the lives of innocent women and children: abandoning all interrogation entirely. Slightly less appalling is the guy who is at least vaguely cognizant that the Church might have some... Read more

2015-01-01T10:30:46-07:00

http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMINATOUR_MAZE_article.jpg&videoid=97618&title=Is%20Using%20A%20Minotaur%20To%20Gore%20Detainees%20A%20Form%20Of%20Torture%3F Speaking of which, the two prize-winning responses to yesterday’s post concerning the CIA threats to murder children and rape family members have to go to the guy who wants to pin a medal on our valiant torturers and, of course, the guy who can see only one alternative to threatening the lives of innocent women and children: abandoning all interrogation entirely. Slightly less appalling is the guy who is at least vaguely cognizant that the Church might have some... Read more

2015-01-01T10:30:47-07:00

Archbishop of Canterbury admits Anglican Church is not apostolic, so it would appear the English Reformation is over and everybody is clear that Henry just made a bunch of stuff up in order to grab English Church properties and marry his doxy. So… can we have our stuff back since you aren’t using it anymore, Rowan? Y’see, our communion *is* apostolic and some of us could use the facilities for things like Mass. Read more


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