clean or dirty underwear

This is one of my first cartoons from like 5 years ago.

So… Jesus is coming back tomorrow. Are you ready?

When I was a kid a friend told me my underwear* should be clean in case I ended up in the hospital. I wouldn’t want to be embarrassed. Later in life I was told they should be clean in case Jesus came back. I suppose dirty underwear says a lot about your spiritual condition. What if you’re wearing thongs? Or nothing? Or a man wearing women’s? Or underwear with beer adverts on them? Or poker cards? Or what if they’re black? Or what if the Tasmanian Devil is on them? What do these things mean? If you have Superman underwear on, will God take this as a personal challenge and cast you out like he did his first challenger? Seriously! Underwear: What do they mean, spiritually speaking?

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*in the UK etc: “shorts”

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