nakedpastor
Ha! This cartoon is based on a bunch of lies I was fed by the church by misled and misleading individuals. I kid you not, but I’ve been told all these things, so I decided to construct a conglomerate of them all. Here you go:
- “Worldly eauty is a distraction from the beauty of God’s.” (eyes)
- “Do not question authority!” (nose to smell a rat)
- “You must always carry the burdens of your brothers.” (shoulders)
- “Your hands are only to receive from God and for giving to people.” (right hand)
- “Women’s breasts cause men to lust.” (breasts)
- “There can be no sin in your life.” (anus)
- “Emotions are evil and can lead us away from God.” (heart)
- “Don’t lean on your thoughts but lean on God.”
- “Your feet are to only bring the good news.” (feet)
- “Knees where made for kneeling in prayer.” (knees)
- “Sex came after the fall so it is of our sinful nature.” (genitals)
- “You must always examine yourself before the Lord.” (navel)
- “Use your hands to hold God’s Word.” (left hand)
- “You are stiff-necked!” (neck)
- “If you aren’t always joyful then you are not fully mature in the Lord.” (smiley face)
- “Ears are for hearing God’s word so that you may have faith.” (ears)
I am fearfully and wonderfully made. That’s what my wife Lisa says.
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