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All in good fun! I have been a pastor and many still consider me one, though naked. Be warned: this applies to ministers, reverends, priests, imams, rabbis, etc. If you are one of these, it is very difficult to perform a self-test. But if you are suspicious, ask somebody close to you who will be honest. If it turns out you are a zombie, then you can eat them. But only then.
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