my gray head in sorrow to the grave

I have more than two gray hairs.

I’ve been hiding the two pretty carefully for the last few years, but this morning, just now in fact, there were definitely more than two. And it didn’t matter which way I combed anything, I couldn’t hide all of them.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

What kind of person should I be? Should I enter the realm of everlasting dye? Should I decide, in humility, to clothe myself in good works rather than vanity? Should I carefully blacken each hair with shoe polish?

I’m pretty sure that my mother doesn’t have any gray. She’s pointed it out to me several times. Of course Matt is almost completely gray, but he’s a man, and so he looks awesome (when he doesn’t wear his phone on belt).

Help me out. I need some serious pros and cons. Feel free to wildly quote scripture if you want.