Le Zoo

Let it not be said that we never do anything fun, because today we went to the ZOO!!!

I’m pretty sure they had a good time but they were so hot and whiny it was hard to tell.
Anyway, by the grace of God they had Cheetas, so we’ve all been able to see the fastest animal in the world. But now we need to find out what the most dangerous animal in the world is. And also  we saw an awake bear. So Romulus and Alouicious are basically satisfied with all reality has to offer. Elphine, on the other hand, spent the entire day working out how to plan the day she will finally have ten children. She figured out, as we looked at all the animals, that getting a tall fence would allow her to gate off the children who would be inclined to wreck what she had already cleaned. “Did you enjoy looking at the animals?” I asked at the end of the day.
“Sure” she said, “but I’m not sure my house will be big enough.”
We don’t all have to live in the present, I guess, whatever Brother Lawrence has to say about it.