a week of eating or something

Monday
Child: “Wh
a’s for breakfast?”

Matt: “Toast. Make yourself some toast.”
Child, incredulously: e”Really. I can make toast?”
Matt: “Yup. And you can make it for your brothers and sisters.”
Child, disappointedly: “Oh, I have to make toast?”
Tuesday
Child: “What is this?”
Me: “Delicious Oatmeal.”
Child: “Is that what its called? Delicious Oatmeal?”
Me: “That’s what its called.
Child, dubiously, “Oh.”
Wednesday
Child: “We’re having bread for breakfast?”
Me: “Yup.”
Child: “What kind of bread?”
Me: “Oatmeal Bread.”
Other Child: “NO. Delicious Oatmeal Bread.”
Thursday
Me to child trying to eat noodles out of the dustpan: “Yuck.”
Child: “Huh?”
Me: “YUCK!”
Child: “Huh?”
Me, handing child noodles not covered in dust: “Yum.”
Child: “Yuck.”
Friday
Me to all the children: “Do you want pancakes or cheerios?”
All but one child: “Pancakes!”
One Child, Weeping: “Cheerios. I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttt cheeeerios!”
All the other children: “That’s stupid.”
Me: “Don’t say stupid.”