One
We’re on track to finish Alice in Wonderland today. We’ve spent ages talking through all the terrible puns and watching youtube clips of things like Quadrille Dancing (“that’s disgusting” said Alouicious, “I never ever ever want to dance like that.”). So far the favoritist joke of all is that “Lessons” are so called because they lessen every day until they don’t exist. Once she got it, Elphine laughed so hard she started crying. Over the month we’ve relearned “Jabberwocky” from last year and started “The Walrus and the Carpenter”. I LOVE the wary look in all their big eyes as they say the words, considering that they are ridiculous and trying to measure how ridiculous, like enough to laugh out loud? or just to groan inwardly?
Two
Elphine is working desperately hard to finish her math book by the end of this week so that she can 1. invite a friend and 2. go out to lunch. These are both her ideas. “I’ve worked so hard to finish early,” she said, “shouldn’t I have a friend over and go out to lunch?”
I mean, I guess, but I’ve been working really hard get on top of the laundry and nobody has said anything to me about lunch out. I’m afraid Elphine’s motivation will eventually run me into money.
Three
She gets up early and writes our schedule out on the board, dividing everything into ‘things to do together’ and ‘things to do alone’ and then making boxes for everyone to mark off what they’ve accomplished.
She and Gladys then plough through the day doggedly and intensely, marking off box after box while the boys whine and cry and beg to do things together. “I don’t want to do math alone,” cries Alouicious.
“I don’t want to do math at all,” moans Romulus.
Meanwhile Gladys eats buckets of candy for winning the work race every day, face and dress smeared with chocolate, singing, “I finished first. I finished first.” 
Four
On the Bible front we’ve memorized John 15:1-9 and the first 15 verses from our little Desiring God foundation verses ring. We’ve started back at the Catechism for Young Children and are up to question 20. We’re all praying for Gladys to be saved soon since she’s more and more like a little totalitarian dictator every day.
Five
We’ve also, besides piano, been working on the Tin whistle. I know, I’m probably certifiably insane. Anyway, Romulus and Gladys just try to put their wretched tiny fingers on the holes and blow screamingly in my ears. Elphine, Alouicious and I, on the other hand, are trying to learn a little Irish tune from youtube and “The King of Love my Shepherd Is”, which is surprisingly hard. I really have to be completely in the right frame of mind for this or I just cry with frustration and rage. Still, maybe in 30 years we’ll all be able to play a song together.
Six
We do a lot of other stuff too, like writing and grammar and geography blah bah blah. It doesn’t even really merit a whole quick take, much less a blog post. I like it all but none of its funny, well, a lot of it is in the moment but then it disappears in the cloud of reality.
Seven
I figured out this week that Alouicious is, in his heart, an information seeking American, and I, in my soul, am an information withholding French person. I need to develop some methods of indirect communication (like posting signs on the fridge or something) that satisfy his hunger for knowledge (what are we having for breakfast? when will I get to play? how long do I have to read? while I ever play again?) in such a way that doesn’t make me irritated with having to speak all the time (I don’t know, leave me alone!) Maybe all of this would go away if I just taught him to speak French. That sounds like a fun afternoon activity.
Have a great weekend and go check out Jen!
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