I’m ripping off that great old Onion headline, obviously. Remember? Something about the 911 terrorists surprised to find themselves in hell. It was back in the bad old days when you could still talk about evil–like the terrorists were evil–and it had some kind of meaning that made sense. But at that critical moment, when the soul of the nation was given the opportunity to consider who it was and what it wanted, it–and notice I’m using some sort of... Read more